Low-key dystopian. Fully aware of it.

Your private side-chat for the plot.

Kettle is an AI bestie that remembers the lore, wants the tea, reads screenshots, and helps you debrief without turning every text into a therapy worksheet.

Receipts welcome

Screenshots are treated like normal messages, because honestly, that is how texting works now.

Lore, not surveillance

Kettle remembers the people, plotlines, places, preferences, and loose ends you choose to share.

Nosy with boundaries

She wants closure, not your Social Security number. A bestie can press for tea and still read the room.